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December 11, 2005
Well its Sunday afternoon, and I am bored.
Thursday and Friday were pretty fun teaching days, though it’s a long week of classes. I have 22 hours to teach and four of my classes are really advanced, which is great. I have my first day of club tomorrow at 2, as well. I think I am going to bring whatever I can find, and we will decorate my classroom. Clubs are kind of like extra English lessons after school, where we can discuss anything students who show up want. I haven’t decided what kind of club to have, if I will center it around a certain topic or not, I mean.
So I spent Thursday in my room intently working on a Christmas puzzle that my parents sent me. The thing about me is that once I start something I don’t stop until I finish it. I guess that is good and bad, but I seriously spent 7 hours working on this damn puzzle until it was complete. And then to top it off I was missing one of the 500 pieces. I gave up after searching my room for another hour, and then went to bed. I woke up in the morning and saw the puzzle piece, blending in with my rug, right in front of me, of course. So thanks mom and dad for sending me the puzzle, it was entertaining…
I had my first Kyrgyz lesson here as well. My host mother is a Kyrgyz teacher, so I don’t have to get a tutor. We are starting at the beginning, again. This way I’ll maybe remember some of the stuff I learned in September.
My favorite student, Myrambek, (the one that white-washed me) is becoming a pain in the ass. He likes to kiss my hand and put his arm around me, and then leaves the classroom to ‘go to the toilet’ and never comes back, Maybe its better that way.
On Saturday I was silly. I woke up at 8 to head into Talas City to meet Macheala and use the Internet. I didn’t bother to check the weather, as it is dark here until about 9 am, since we are the only country in the world that doesn’t change the clocks, ever. So I put on jeans, wool socks, a sweater and my shell of my coat. And then a hat and gloves. I walked to the bus station which is about a two-mile walk, and I thought I might die. It was so cold. My fault for dressing poorly, but I figured I would be in a warm marchrutka, sweating from having a hundred people crammed in with me, like previous times. Apparently the times have changed. The marchrutka I took had no heat, and I was next to the back window, which never thawed. The driver didn’t even bother to thaw out any of his windows. He just scratched a little part off so he could see and then me and 17, seriously, 17 other people headed into Talas. Its and hour ride. Without stops. But, in a marchrutka you stop and pick people up along the way, and let people off. It was horrible. I had a 17-year-old girl on my lap and I still froze. I was so cold that I was shaking and she kept looking at me to see what was wrong. Never again will I go out without my thermal long underwear, and at least two sweaters and my down coat. When I finally got to the multi-media center I just sat on a heater until I could feel my body again. It was a horrible experience but self-inflicted, I know Dad.
Well we emailed for a while and then had lunch at a cafÈ with the best pizza I have had in Kyrgyzstan. We found out new treat for trips to the city. Chris and Melinda, a married couple in the city got there internet hooked up, so they have dial-up in their house, and I am jealous. They say it works wonderfully and is actually cheaper at night, which is when I will be using it. I can’t wait.
Macheala and I hit the bazaar to try and find the ingredients we needed to make no bake cookies and hot chocolate. After quite a struggle, we managed to find vanilla and baking cocoa, the two tough ingredients. Vanilla is powdered and comes in tiny packets like yeast comes in. You can only buy half a teaspoon at a time. So if someone wanted to send vanilla to me, I would be grateful, powdered or bottled. (Preferably powdered). We bought oats, sugar, cocoa, vanilla, butter and powdered milk and went on our way. I also bought a dress coat, finally to wear to school over my nice clothes. Appearance is extremely important in Kyrgyzstan. Everyone dresses nicely in public, especially the men. I whacked one of my students with my chalkboard eraser rag and I thought he would rip my head off, he was so mad. So my big red coat has gotten me some weird looks at school. Now I have a black button up quilted pea-coat style dress coat to wear to school, with removable fur trim, as that is the style here.
We took a marchrutka with heat back to the village, which is now a two-hour trip as we don’t have snow plows here. Nicole came over and we listened to music and I actually made hot chocolate mix. I am pretty proud of myself. My family brought a small table into my room so we could eat supper in private which was really sweet, even though unneccesrry, and then my brother served us. Such a sweet family. Macheala and I got a surprise banya, so we were happy, and then we made no-bake cookies. We have a gas stove, so it was pretty easy. We brought my computer downstairs and listen to Christmas music and cooked. The family loved it. (My host sister was visiting with her two babies and her cute husband). Afterward, to let the cookies cool, we just stuck them outside and they were cold within minutes. They were a huge hit, the family ate them all. They even asked for the recipe in Kyrgyz, but you can’t get peanut butter here, the main ingredient. A pretty successful cooking venture. Next is Kahluha and pumpkin pie for Christmas.
So all in all, a good weekend, with a hard lesson learned. DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT LONG JOHNS. EVER.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
I’ve brought Christmas to Kyrgyzstan!
As I walked home from my daily trek to the post office this afternoon, I saw a lonesome Christmas tree in front of a small, local shop. Next to it was a table filled with all sorts of ornaments and stars for the top. I couldn’t resist… Christmas is my favorite time of the year. I bought the tree, (its about four feet tall), and a star topper, along with a box of silver and blue bulbs and a box of red and blue bigger bulbs. Oh yeah and a red garland too. I rushed home, in such a hurry to decorate it, that of course I broke the stand when I slipped on the ice (NOT WEARING MY YAK-TRACKS, SILLY ME), but it still stands up and looks great in my bedroom. I hung my stocking above it and put my Christmas presents underneath. I am proud to say that they are all still unopened and re-wrapped (Thanks to Laurie, when the postal workers took the liberty to open my package). Christmas shouldn’t be that bad!
Two days into school this week and all ready I want to throw students out the window, (and by the way my own window, as I finally got my classroom up and running and in use). What the hell do you do when two 10th grade boys are fighting in the classroom, seriously fist fighting, and they don’t really understand the words stop, go the director’s office or sit down? I tried to beat them with a stick, really Dad, but they just ignored me.
Lucky for me the other students like me a lot and feel like those rowdy boys are shaming me, so the good students got them to settle down and wait for class to end to finish the fight.
Now I don’t remember ever being as active and obnoxious in the 8th grade as my 8th grade students are. I know that 8th grade was the year where I threw a tantrum when one teacher gave me an A-. I was an angel. I went to class, I played a million sports and I did my homework. I didn’t throw things at the boys or knock over people’s chairs during class. I didn’t try to get the teacher to write obscenities on the blackboard. And I definitely did not get up and leave class and go home for the day, whenever I felt like it (Those days came in high school). My 8th graders might just drive me insane by the end of the year. On top of that half of them don’t speak and Kyrgyz, so I can hardly communicate with them. Twice a week, only twice a week.
At home, my host mother is a kick in the pants. She loves to use my Kyrgyz dictionary to look up every new word she teaches me, to make sure that I understand it. Even if I tell her, yes I understand. She’s hilarious. Today she looked up a word to describe my 8th grade class, and the English translation was ‘greenhorn or raw youth.’ Then she told me something about her son, and pointed to ‘manpower.’ I sometimes get the jest of what she is saying. But how funny is it that I had to look up the English translation in the dictionary to find out that ‘greenhorn’ means somebody who is naÔve and unsophisticated. I love our Kyrgyz lessons.
More exciting news, that may make some of you laugh. But thanks to the last female volunteer before me, I am the proud owner of a Kyrgyz curling iron, which I have been looking for all over. (Mine have to be converted for heating reasons and I don’t like using all my propane for my portable). Pretty exciting!
Another sad note. My puppy here, Chase, was kidnapped from our house last night! He was so fluffy and cute, and I hadn’t even got around to taking his picture yet. That’s the last straw with me and dogs in this country. I’m happy with the stuffed one sitting on my desk. That poor puppy didn’t even have ears, and someone still took him? I don’t understand. I had trained him too, to be nice, to cuddle and to come when I whistled. Such a letdown. And don’t ask why he didn’t have ears. (They cut them off. I don’t know why and they just laugh at me when I ask).
December 17, 2005
If I decide to stay in Kyrgyzstan and become a ‘kellen’ I have had more than enough offers this week, (A kellen by the way, is a woman who marries the youngest son in a family. She then proceeds to move in with her husband’s family and will spend the rest of her life basically as a slave, working to keep the in-laws happy and have babies all the while).
In class this week, I got my first love note. It was from a student named Nurmat. Instead of taking the test over body parts like the rest of the class, he drew me a fancy heart with an arrow through it and my name and his inside and gave it to me.
It was a good week though, all in all.
I did have a bad experience with a nasty Russian woman though. I went down town to the little cafÈ where Erich and Nicole have a community English conversation group on Wednesday nights. I was very bundled up after learning my lesson last weekend, so I had entered the cafÈ without looking around, slowly peeling off layers. After a minute of thawing out, this nasty woman came flying at me like Cruela Deville, grabbing my arm and my coat off the coat rack, pulling my toward the door. I had no idea what was going on, and tried to object, only to get an earful of Russian screaming, and then was pushed out the door, it shutting in my face. I stood outside, on the verge of tears for a minute and then a waitress came running outside to explain to me that the cafÈ had been rented out for a private party. Feeling a bit defeated, I trudged back home in my yak-traks, and went to bed early.
I have been having bad luck with the Internet this week, every time I have gone to use it, it has stopped working or the dial up shuts off. So no Internet for more than a week. Hopefully this one is better.
Five days of walking to the Post office too, and nothing. Mail is not going to get the best of me though, that’s for sure. I’ll keep walking down and checking every single day, no matter how hard those postal women laugh at me.
Nicole and I did some more baking though, we successfully made Erich a birthday cake and I made oatmeal cookies for the family, despite not having vanilla, brown sugar or cinnamon. They still tasted good. We cut up a chocolate bar for the chocolate chips, and everything worked out. Next week for our Christmas party we are having apple pie, made by me and a date/walnut cake made by Nicole. I also made Kahluha last week and am going to try a hot sangria punch this week. Should be a pretty good time.
Today is Erich’s birthday and all the volunteers are coming to our village to have a get together at the cafÈ, and then are planning to come here afterward. I love having a big house. In case I haven’t described it, it was two floors, which is extremely uncommon here, and four rooms upstairs. Four bedrooms and one giant formal dining room. Downstairs there is a kitchen, a smaller dining area, a foyer and a side room for laundry and storage. We have a big yard and our outhouse overlooks the town, which is extra special, because as the students walk home from school, they can see you going out to the outhouse, and like to yell hello and such. We also have a barn full of hay and one cow that we keep as a pet.
I experienced my first awkward student-teacher-principal encounter as well this week. I am not sure what was going on, or just what I walked in on, but the assistant principal was holding a big stick in her hand and three third form boys were in tears, yelling in strained Kyrgyz, which of course I couldn’t even begin to understand. Older students kept being called into the teacher’s room to be scolded. I saw one teacher chasing an 11th former down the hallway. It was madness and I am afraid to use more detail than that.
December 18, 2005
Well the cake was a success! It was actually really good and our group ate the entire thing. Six of us got together on Saturday afternoon for Erich’s birthday. We met at a cafÈ and then opened gifts from each village. Surprisingly, Nicole and I had gotten Erich the exact same thing as the other village. A Jesus clock. These are very popular here, so we thought Erich should have one. IT is a regular clock but the middle is Jesus on a cross with his arms coming out to point to the time. Pretty funny. Everyone in Kyrgyzstan has one, so now Erich has two, one of which is set to daylight savings time, which is an hour earlier, as the time is supposed to be here, but isn’t. We had a pretty good time, and even danced a bit at the disco until some of the Kyrgyz men got a little too friendly with Nicole, Machalla and I. We left and went to my house where we ate bread and this cheese spread stuff that we found at a store. Erich had a pretty good birthday and I just want to say thank you to his family for sending him bottles of Jim Beam. I enjoyed my whiskey and coke immensely.
Sunday I have devoted entirely to laundry. I haven’t done any laundry in a month, so it was a long and hard process, even with a machine. The machine only allows a bout a quarter of an American washing machine load, so it takes a lot of time. I even was picky in what I washed, but a month is a long time. I have every pair of underwear I have on the line outside. It is actually a pretty sunny day, so the clothes are drying pretty quickly. I am drying some heavy socks on my heater, it helps speed the process along.
With this post I am hoping to put up pictures… who knows if it will work or not. Thanks to Machalla for loaning my her USB stick for a while. I have great friends, here and at home. (I miss you guys so much)!
December 20, 2005
Still no Internet. Hopefully this afternoon. And also no mail.
What a day. I guess I am just starting to get used to the quarks of teaching in a crazy country, because just as I thought I was settling in and getting comfortable with my schedule, my students pointed out that I was in the wrong place today, every lesson. I went down and tried to decipher the ‘class schedule.’ Which is completely in Russian. I figured out the Russian word for English, and noticed that all of my class times had been moved and switched around. An entirely new schedule that no one thought to inform me of. Wonderful. So most of my lesson plans that I had prepared this week had to be changed, because I would no longer be seeing some certain classes on certain days and such. Because of this certain classes were missed on Monday, which puts some classes behind, etc. A real pain. Oh well. It also gave me two more lessons, which brings me up to 22 lessons a week.
And besides the scheduling crisis, my 8th grade still has not calmed down. It was worse today. I don’t know if they got anything out of my entire lesson. They were wild. First off I don’t have enough chairs for all of them and absolutely cannot get more. Second, one of them, after being punished, decided to pull his coat up over his head like the headless horseman and walk into the walls. Seriously, do they not discipline these kids or teach them how to act in the classroom? I am not going to resort to chasing them around with a giant stick like I’ve seen done, but I am about to that point with the younger ones. The rest are very well behaved. As long as the subject isn’t too dull, then the students are very attentive, even the boys who can’t write their own names in English. But, not the 8th grade. It’s tough.
I am trying to post a picture of my favorite boys at school. They made me a Happy New year’s sign on their own, and brought it to me today. They are 11th formers and all though they don’t speak any English and really don’t want to, they still behave well and are very sweet.
Christmas is not celebrated here, but New Year’s is a big party. I have been trying to explain Christmas and music, and one student actually burst out singing
Yesterday’ by the Beatles. Apparently Mr. Green, the volunteer before me liked the Beatles.
Well its Sunday afternoon, and I am bored.
Thursday and Friday were pretty fun teaching days, though it’s a long week of classes. I have 22 hours to teach and four of my classes are really advanced, which is great. I have my first day of club tomorrow at 2, as well. I think I am going to bring whatever I can find, and we will decorate my classroom. Clubs are kind of like extra English lessons after school, where we can discuss anything students who show up want. I haven’t decided what kind of club to have, if I will center it around a certain topic or not, I mean.
So I spent Thursday in my room intently working on a Christmas puzzle that my parents sent me. The thing about me is that once I start something I don’t stop until I finish it. I guess that is good and bad, but I seriously spent 7 hours working on this damn puzzle until it was complete. And then to top it off I was missing one of the 500 pieces. I gave up after searching my room for another hour, and then went to bed. I woke up in the morning and saw the puzzle piece, blending in with my rug, right in front of me, of course. So thanks mom and dad for sending me the puzzle, it was entertaining…
I had my first Kyrgyz lesson here as well. My host mother is a Kyrgyz teacher, so I don’t have to get a tutor. We are starting at the beginning, again. This way I’ll maybe remember some of the stuff I learned in September.
My favorite student, Myrambek, (the one that white-washed me) is becoming a pain in the ass. He likes to kiss my hand and put his arm around me, and then leaves the classroom to ‘go to the toilet’ and never comes back, Maybe its better that way.
On Saturday I was silly. I woke up at 8 to head into Talas City to meet Macheala and use the Internet. I didn’t bother to check the weather, as it is dark here until about 9 am, since we are the only country in the world that doesn’t change the clocks, ever. So I put on jeans, wool socks, a sweater and my shell of my coat. And then a hat and gloves. I walked to the bus station which is about a two-mile walk, and I thought I might die. It was so cold. My fault for dressing poorly, but I figured I would be in a warm marchrutka, sweating from having a hundred people crammed in with me, like previous times. Apparently the times have changed. The marchrutka I took had no heat, and I was next to the back window, which never thawed. The driver didn’t even bother to thaw out any of his windows. He just scratched a little part off so he could see and then me and 17, seriously, 17 other people headed into Talas. Its and hour ride. Without stops. But, in a marchrutka you stop and pick people up along the way, and let people off. It was horrible. I had a 17-year-old girl on my lap and I still froze. I was so cold that I was shaking and she kept looking at me to see what was wrong. Never again will I go out without my thermal long underwear, and at least two sweaters and my down coat. When I finally got to the multi-media center I just sat on a heater until I could feel my body again. It was a horrible experience but self-inflicted, I know Dad.
Well we emailed for a while and then had lunch at a cafÈ with the best pizza I have had in Kyrgyzstan. We found out new treat for trips to the city. Chris and Melinda, a married couple in the city got there internet hooked up, so they have dial-up in their house, and I am jealous. They say it works wonderfully and is actually cheaper at night, which is when I will be using it. I can’t wait.
Macheala and I hit the bazaar to try and find the ingredients we needed to make no bake cookies and hot chocolate. After quite a struggle, we managed to find vanilla and baking cocoa, the two tough ingredients. Vanilla is powdered and comes in tiny packets like yeast comes in. You can only buy half a teaspoon at a time. So if someone wanted to send vanilla to me, I would be grateful, powdered or bottled. (Preferably powdered). We bought oats, sugar, cocoa, vanilla, butter and powdered milk and went on our way. I also bought a dress coat, finally to wear to school over my nice clothes. Appearance is extremely important in Kyrgyzstan. Everyone dresses nicely in public, especially the men. I whacked one of my students with my chalkboard eraser rag and I thought he would rip my head off, he was so mad. So my big red coat has gotten me some weird looks at school. Now I have a black button up quilted pea-coat style dress coat to wear to school, with removable fur trim, as that is the style here.
We took a marchrutka with heat back to the village, which is now a two-hour trip as we don’t have snow plows here. Nicole came over and we listened to music and I actually made hot chocolate mix. I am pretty proud of myself. My family brought a small table into my room so we could eat supper in private which was really sweet, even though unneccesrry, and then my brother served us. Such a sweet family. Macheala and I got a surprise banya, so we were happy, and then we made no-bake cookies. We have a gas stove, so it was pretty easy. We brought my computer downstairs and listen to Christmas music and cooked. The family loved it. (My host sister was visiting with her two babies and her cute husband). Afterward, to let the cookies cool, we just stuck them outside and they were cold within minutes. They were a huge hit, the family ate them all. They even asked for the recipe in Kyrgyz, but you can’t get peanut butter here, the main ingredient. A pretty successful cooking venture. Next is Kahluha and pumpkin pie for Christmas.
So all in all, a good weekend, with a hard lesson learned. DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT LONG JOHNS. EVER.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
I’ve brought Christmas to Kyrgyzstan!
As I walked home from my daily trek to the post office this afternoon, I saw a lonesome Christmas tree in front of a small, local shop. Next to it was a table filled with all sorts of ornaments and stars for the top. I couldn’t resist… Christmas is my favorite time of the year. I bought the tree, (its about four feet tall), and a star topper, along with a box of silver and blue bulbs and a box of red and blue bigger bulbs. Oh yeah and a red garland too. I rushed home, in such a hurry to decorate it, that of course I broke the stand when I slipped on the ice (NOT WEARING MY YAK-TRACKS, SILLY ME), but it still stands up and looks great in my bedroom. I hung my stocking above it and put my Christmas presents underneath. I am proud to say that they are all still unopened and re-wrapped (Thanks to Laurie, when the postal workers took the liberty to open my package). Christmas shouldn’t be that bad!
Two days into school this week and all ready I want to throw students out the window, (and by the way my own window, as I finally got my classroom up and running and in use). What the hell do you do when two 10th grade boys are fighting in the classroom, seriously fist fighting, and they don’t really understand the words stop, go the director’s office or sit down? I tried to beat them with a stick, really Dad, but they just ignored me.
Lucky for me the other students like me a lot and feel like those rowdy boys are shaming me, so the good students got them to settle down and wait for class to end to finish the fight.
Now I don’t remember ever being as active and obnoxious in the 8th grade as my 8th grade students are. I know that 8th grade was the year where I threw a tantrum when one teacher gave me an A-. I was an angel. I went to class, I played a million sports and I did my homework. I didn’t throw things at the boys or knock over people’s chairs during class. I didn’t try to get the teacher to write obscenities on the blackboard. And I definitely did not get up and leave class and go home for the day, whenever I felt like it (Those days came in high school). My 8th graders might just drive me insane by the end of the year. On top of that half of them don’t speak and Kyrgyz, so I can hardly communicate with them. Twice a week, only twice a week.
At home, my host mother is a kick in the pants. She loves to use my Kyrgyz dictionary to look up every new word she teaches me, to make sure that I understand it. Even if I tell her, yes I understand. She’s hilarious. Today she looked up a word to describe my 8th grade class, and the English translation was ‘greenhorn or raw youth.’ Then she told me something about her son, and pointed to ‘manpower.’ I sometimes get the jest of what she is saying. But how funny is it that I had to look up the English translation in the dictionary to find out that ‘greenhorn’ means somebody who is naÔve and unsophisticated. I love our Kyrgyz lessons.
More exciting news, that may make some of you laugh. But thanks to the last female volunteer before me, I am the proud owner of a Kyrgyz curling iron, which I have been looking for all over. (Mine have to be converted for heating reasons and I don’t like using all my propane for my portable). Pretty exciting!
Another sad note. My puppy here, Chase, was kidnapped from our house last night! He was so fluffy and cute, and I hadn’t even got around to taking his picture yet. That’s the last straw with me and dogs in this country. I’m happy with the stuffed one sitting on my desk. That poor puppy didn’t even have ears, and someone still took him? I don’t understand. I had trained him too, to be nice, to cuddle and to come when I whistled. Such a letdown. And don’t ask why he didn’t have ears. (They cut them off. I don’t know why and they just laugh at me when I ask).
December 17, 2005
If I decide to stay in Kyrgyzstan and become a ‘kellen’ I have had more than enough offers this week, (A kellen by the way, is a woman who marries the youngest son in a family. She then proceeds to move in with her husband’s family and will spend the rest of her life basically as a slave, working to keep the in-laws happy and have babies all the while).
In class this week, I got my first love note. It was from a student named Nurmat. Instead of taking the test over body parts like the rest of the class, he drew me a fancy heart with an arrow through it and my name and his inside and gave it to me.
It was a good week though, all in all.
I did have a bad experience with a nasty Russian woman though. I went down town to the little cafÈ where Erich and Nicole have a community English conversation group on Wednesday nights. I was very bundled up after learning my lesson last weekend, so I had entered the cafÈ without looking around, slowly peeling off layers. After a minute of thawing out, this nasty woman came flying at me like Cruela Deville, grabbing my arm and my coat off the coat rack, pulling my toward the door. I had no idea what was going on, and tried to object, only to get an earful of Russian screaming, and then was pushed out the door, it shutting in my face. I stood outside, on the verge of tears for a minute and then a waitress came running outside to explain to me that the cafÈ had been rented out for a private party. Feeling a bit defeated, I trudged back home in my yak-traks, and went to bed early.
I have been having bad luck with the Internet this week, every time I have gone to use it, it has stopped working or the dial up shuts off. So no Internet for more than a week. Hopefully this one is better.
Five days of walking to the Post office too, and nothing. Mail is not going to get the best of me though, that’s for sure. I’ll keep walking down and checking every single day, no matter how hard those postal women laugh at me.
Nicole and I did some more baking though, we successfully made Erich a birthday cake and I made oatmeal cookies for the family, despite not having vanilla, brown sugar or cinnamon. They still tasted good. We cut up a chocolate bar for the chocolate chips, and everything worked out. Next week for our Christmas party we are having apple pie, made by me and a date/walnut cake made by Nicole. I also made Kahluha last week and am going to try a hot sangria punch this week. Should be a pretty good time.
Today is Erich’s birthday and all the volunteers are coming to our village to have a get together at the cafÈ, and then are planning to come here afterward. I love having a big house. In case I haven’t described it, it was two floors, which is extremely uncommon here, and four rooms upstairs. Four bedrooms and one giant formal dining room. Downstairs there is a kitchen, a smaller dining area, a foyer and a side room for laundry and storage. We have a big yard and our outhouse overlooks the town, which is extra special, because as the students walk home from school, they can see you going out to the outhouse, and like to yell hello and such. We also have a barn full of hay and one cow that we keep as a pet.
I experienced my first awkward student-teacher-principal encounter as well this week. I am not sure what was going on, or just what I walked in on, but the assistant principal was holding a big stick in her hand and three third form boys were in tears, yelling in strained Kyrgyz, which of course I couldn’t even begin to understand. Older students kept being called into the teacher’s room to be scolded. I saw one teacher chasing an 11th former down the hallway. It was madness and I am afraid to use more detail than that.
December 18, 2005
Well the cake was a success! It was actually really good and our group ate the entire thing. Six of us got together on Saturday afternoon for Erich’s birthday. We met at a cafÈ and then opened gifts from each village. Surprisingly, Nicole and I had gotten Erich the exact same thing as the other village. A Jesus clock. These are very popular here, so we thought Erich should have one. IT is a regular clock but the middle is Jesus on a cross with his arms coming out to point to the time. Pretty funny. Everyone in Kyrgyzstan has one, so now Erich has two, one of which is set to daylight savings time, which is an hour earlier, as the time is supposed to be here, but isn’t. We had a pretty good time, and even danced a bit at the disco until some of the Kyrgyz men got a little too friendly with Nicole, Machalla and I. We left and went to my house where we ate bread and this cheese spread stuff that we found at a store. Erich had a pretty good birthday and I just want to say thank you to his family for sending him bottles of Jim Beam. I enjoyed my whiskey and coke immensely.
Sunday I have devoted entirely to laundry. I haven’t done any laundry in a month, so it was a long and hard process, even with a machine. The machine only allows a bout a quarter of an American washing machine load, so it takes a lot of time. I even was picky in what I washed, but a month is a long time. I have every pair of underwear I have on the line outside. It is actually a pretty sunny day, so the clothes are drying pretty quickly. I am drying some heavy socks on my heater, it helps speed the process along.
With this post I am hoping to put up pictures… who knows if it will work or not. Thanks to Machalla for loaning my her USB stick for a while. I have great friends, here and at home. (I miss you guys so much)!
December 20, 2005
Still no Internet. Hopefully this afternoon. And also no mail.
What a day. I guess I am just starting to get used to the quarks of teaching in a crazy country, because just as I thought I was settling in and getting comfortable with my schedule, my students pointed out that I was in the wrong place today, every lesson. I went down and tried to decipher the ‘class schedule.’ Which is completely in Russian. I figured out the Russian word for English, and noticed that all of my class times had been moved and switched around. An entirely new schedule that no one thought to inform me of. Wonderful. So most of my lesson plans that I had prepared this week had to be changed, because I would no longer be seeing some certain classes on certain days and such. Because of this certain classes were missed on Monday, which puts some classes behind, etc. A real pain. Oh well. It also gave me two more lessons, which brings me up to 22 lessons a week.
And besides the scheduling crisis, my 8th grade still has not calmed down. It was worse today. I don’t know if they got anything out of my entire lesson. They were wild. First off I don’t have enough chairs for all of them and absolutely cannot get more. Second, one of them, after being punished, decided to pull his coat up over his head like the headless horseman and walk into the walls. Seriously, do they not discipline these kids or teach them how to act in the classroom? I am not going to resort to chasing them around with a giant stick like I’ve seen done, but I am about to that point with the younger ones. The rest are very well behaved. As long as the subject isn’t too dull, then the students are very attentive, even the boys who can’t write their own names in English. But, not the 8th grade. It’s tough.
I am trying to post a picture of my favorite boys at school. They made me a Happy New year’s sign on their own, and brought it to me today. They are 11th formers and all though they don’t speak any English and really don’t want to, they still behave well and are very sweet.
Christmas is not celebrated here, but New Year’s is a big party. I have been trying to explain Christmas and music, and one student actually burst out singing
Yesterday’ by the Beatles. Apparently Mr. Green, the volunteer before me liked the Beatles.


